F U KALE
Domino's won't quit until we all explode and introducing This BurgerPizza... the size of a burger, with an herby pizza-style crust bun with melted cheese and goodies tucked between. Well played & FU KALE!
PIZZA + BURGER = Mouth Party
Can't decide between a hamburger and a burrito? No need to make up your mind, as the King has done it for you.
Just in time for Memorial Day, take your pig anus to the next level with a bacon bun. Rather than just getting a single strip of bacon wrapped around your meat-tube, enjoy up to 10 strips of bacon in crisp-crossing goodness.
For far too long man had to decide between Fruity Pebbles and Churros for breakfast. Well, not anymore. You're welcome world.
Cereal coated Churros is now a thing! #FUKALE
First it was stuffed crust, then it was hot-dog crust... but the pizza wars of 2016 have been taken to the next level with the first ever edible pizza box. No more scraping cheese off of cardboard. #FUKALE
Edible Pizza Box? Check and Mate!
Sick of nachos because they are too healthy? Us too. These are nacho bites that are coated in chips and deep fried with cheese inside and out.
DEEP FRIED NACHOS is Spanish for "FU KALE!"
Why eat just one cannoli like a super model when you can eat fifty of them at once. This Giant Bazooka Cannoli is deadlier than an actual bazooka and 3X heavier.
The Bazooka Cannoli
It's a hot dog made of CHAR-GRILLED HAMBURGERS that have been ground up and mixed with smoked bacon, and cheddar cheese, before being breaded, deep-fried and served on a hot dog bun with MORE smoked bacon and secret sauce (availible at Arizona Diamondback Games or in Heaven).
Deep-Fried Cheeseburger Dog!
Twix has been in bar form for far too long. Now you can take your BLT to the next level, or just eat some spreadble Twix right from your fingers. We won't judge.
Spreadable Edible TWIX?!?!
It's hard to improve upon donuts, unless they have sex with a macaron and make this amazing baby. Classy enough to be French but fatty enough to be American. USA! USA! USA!
Macaroons + Donuts = FU Kale
Need a reason to visit Prague? How 'bout for this ice-cream cone/donut hybrid called a CONE-NUT (at least that's what we'd call it).
Traditional hamburgers are fine if you are a boring asshole, but why not up your burger game by changing out the bun for healthier options like a full pizza or funnel cake? Sorry Gluten Free people, just like a rap video, these burgers are all about the bun. #FUKale
10,000 Calorie Burgers
Just because you had nachos for dinner, doesn't mean you can't also have them for dessert. Just get a pile of Kit-Kats, coat with melt-ish ice cream, top with melted PB, caramel, chocolate chips, nuts, and a side of guacamole (whip cream) #FUKale
KIT-KAT NACHOS BITCHES
Regular sized burritos are for nerds. This GIANT BURRITO is from the aptly named Giant Burrito in Oakland. This is not for the faint of heart or the faint of upper body strength, as it weighs over 2 lbs.
Black Tap in New York has taken gigantic milkshakes to the next level. You won't see any kale here. This milkshake brings all the boys to the toilet
This burger will make you shit your pants